Webster Groves Park!

Readers, Webster Groves Park was the destination today. Hopes were high for a one-of-a-kind sale, and it did not disappoint. Hats off to this lovely neighborhood, with lovely offerings to be had, as seen below:

Yes, readers, this is a genuine Britney Spears plaque, suitable for your Britney Spears shrine in your home.

There were three pairs of waders for sale today. The people of Webster Groves Park must spend a lot of time in the muck, or there are hordes of deadly snakes. I can't possibly find another explanation.

Do you ever have that pesky problem at the beach or pool when you think to yourself, "A swimsuit AND a towel? Now that is simply too much gear." Here is the answer you probably never thought existed: a combination swim trunk and towel. No need to towel off, for you are already wearing it.

Readers, Webster Grove Park is lovely. Samantha and I were treated to stunning displays of blatant spring-ing at every turn. Here is an example.

The propieteress of this sale helpfully labeled these waders, in case we couldn't tell by the two pictures on the front of the box.

Tune in next week for unknown treasures!